urge to stance something: increasing

"I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa) 01/07/2020 at 11:15 • Filed to: shitpost

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TrickJos > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 11:23

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Honestly, I think any of your cars would look good lowered with a mild amount of camber. You should do it.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > TrickJos 01/07/2020 at 11:26

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I’m considering getting racelands for the rabbit. It’ll never be fast enough for handling to matter anyways. 

Derpwagon > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 11:34

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or, you could not ruin your car. there’s always that option. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Derpwagon 01/07/2020 at 11:35

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Have you seen my fleet? They’re all pretty ruined already

TrickJos > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 11:40

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I just Googled Raceland. Very reasonable prices.

Kiltedpadre > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 11:41

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I think the cabrio would look pretty good slammed.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > TrickJos 01/07/2020 at 11:47

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They’re about as good a ride as one could expect out of a $400 coilover. I know a guy with a set of Ultimos that are maxed out and he says his ride isn’t that bad.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Kiltedpadre 01/07/2020 at 11:48

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That’s what I’m leaning towards doing honestly. It’s already got bigger wheels on it (15s instead of the stock 13s!) so I may as well lower it and put some spacers on.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 11:50

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Lowrider>Stance

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/07/2020 at 11:52

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see... lowriders are stance though

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 12:08

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Lowriders are the antithesis of stance.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 12:12

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It’s not stance unless it’s static and has nasty camber. I don’t LOVE street cars with 3mm of ground clearance and I will honk at their glacial  diagonal traversing of rail tracks and driveways and mock them, but they are not stanced.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 12:14

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As long as you don’t stretch lil tires on wide rims and camber it (extra bad if you only camber the rear wheels on your FWD car) I support a tasty wheel gap. I’m a degenerate who likes hater pipes  and I think the shoe test dictates the perfect wheel gap

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 01/07/2020 at 12:14

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No, low is low. It’s not a hellaflush camber type of stance, but it’s stance nonetheless.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 01/07/2020 at 12:15

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Hellaflush is not the only type of stance.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Derpwagon 01/07/2020 at 12:16

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Are you a shareholder in his fleet? If you’ve seen some of the shit the previous owners of my cars have done (and what I have done) you might redefine ruined! 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 01/07/2020 at 12:22

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I’m personally not a huge fan of cutting sheet metal to route an exhaust, but there’s an argument to be made in favor of side dump behind the front wheels.

Ideally I’d have a little bit of tuck and camber within spec.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 12:22

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You own a VW so I think you’re an authority on this by default 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 01/07/2020 at 12:27

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*3 VWs

diplodicus forgot his password > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 13:04

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I vote airbags for the rabbit, it would cost more than racelands but you’d be slammed. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > diplodicus forgot his password 01/07/2020 at 13:12

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but I could just be slammed and static with coilovers? My ideal ride height would be a touch higher than this with a bit less rim:

maybe shaved bumpers. Maybe.

diplodicus forgot his password > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 13:42

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But you could lay frame when you park....

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > diplodicus forgot his password 01/07/2020 at 13:48

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I can do that static though

Derpwagon > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 01/07/2020 at 13:57

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no but I have to share the road with unsafe shitboxes that are stanced, so i have an objective dislike of it. 

Derpwagon > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 13:58

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have you tried doing better?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Derpwagon 01/07/2020 at 16:19

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Not everyone is as fortunate as you buddy

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Derpwagon 01/07/2020 at 16:35

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I agree about the wicked camber being dangerous, then it’s my business and deserves to be berated and mocked. That being said I have recently learned that ‘stanced’ doesn’t always  mean wicked camber like I thought 

See my second point with regard to unsafe shitboxes, just because you can’t see it doesn’t mean it can’t hurt you.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 01/07/2020 at 16:38

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Sweet baby Jesus. Are the post Mk3 Golfs as unreliable as people say? 

Derpwagon > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute 01/07/2020 at 17:48

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I’ve driven my share of shitboxes with questionable mods (see my first car: 96 grand am se 4 door 4 cyl auto, complete with ebay short ram, fart cannon at the end of stock exhaust, and neons everywhere), but i’ve never made it handle worse on purpose. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) 01/07/2020 at 19:17

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I own two Mk1s and a Mk3.

Where are these reliable pre-Mk4 VWs you speak of?